Monday, October 30, 2006

the computer's an a-hole

I'm grumpy 'cause the other gd computer we have won't email attached files to this computer. It's a POS and I want to smash it against a brick wall. GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

OH MY GOD it's starting to send. See, I let my emotion out and cleared the energy enough for it to work! I stopped manifesting the malfunction, because my emotion wasn't in the way. I should do this all the time. I'm warning you now, you're going to see a lot more posts that look like this:
I hate the (fill in appropriate noun). It's such a POS and won't (fill in whatever the noun is supposed to do), I want to kick its sorry ass across the room and (fill in appropriate verb) it repeatedly. GRRRRRRRR!

And maybe then, things will start working around here.....

The stupid a-hole computer is still sending the freakin' email, do you think it could take any LONGER???!?!? It's not ROCKET SCIENCE. WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP.

I was just telling toonsis that if the a-hole computer could talk, it would say "HUH?" all the time. It's true. It has no brain, I'm not even kidding it has 256 mb of ram, what a useless piece.

It's STILL SENDING! Do you think it'll be done by next week? This is my version of road rage. What shall we call it? Surf n Turf? I'll turf it a good one. Right out the window.

Is my calling the computer names metaphysically interfering with the email sending? Well if it is, FINE! I love you, computer. You are a beautiful, enchanting, perfect piece of CRA- er, heaven? I just couldn't do it. It's not in me to love the computer. I must DETACH from the emotion I feel about the computer. Disengage. Breathe. Ah, shut up, stasia.....

Okay I will spare you the rest of this mental breakdown I'm having. Just wait till something else isn't working. You, blog, will be the first to know.

By the way, the SOB computer says it's almost done 'sending message 1 of 1'. Hah. We'll see about that.

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