Thursday, September 28, 2006

f*cking as&hole


Dear F*cking As&hole;

Who appointed you God and gave you the right to shoot and kill an innocent creature?
Do you get a thrill when you pull the trigger? Do you get an erection at the sight of the blood?
Do you think you are fucking sexy in your cotton green pants running around in the alleyways and darting behind bushes like a goddamn banshee?

Did you not know, that the people of the area, did not mind the bear? Were you not aware that the people respected the animal for who he was? We as humans, have mind enough to be cautious and mind enough to know that just because something is deemed as a nuisance, does not mean it should be killed.

What happened to the days when animals had the right to live, and were trapped and relocated?
Have you all become more lazy? I guess it is just easier for you to play a war hero, have your fun and simply pull the trigger and dump a body in the garbage. Might as well just move to the States and join in their fun.

I cannot wait for the day for your teenage child to start vandalizing and becoming a nuisance on my property. I will not hesitate to pull the trigger. After all, what if he breaks into my house and pulls a knife on me. Better to just kill him first before giving him the chance to even try.
You will find his body in the garbage. Maybe I will even save his hands as a trophy too. I am simply too lazy to talk to him and teach him.

Sincerely,

The bear's mother

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2 comments:

me. said...

Ok. Does this mean the bear, like our Mr. Bear, with his 2 am appt at our plum tree, got (shudder) shot? Or is this just a random posting? Please clarify- I held my breath for a second thinking the bear was...well....and I've now started staying up to see him every night....

toshka sol said...

yes, indeed....the uncaring, disrepectful, not one with nature, selfish, trigger happy, sons of bees in green pants killed and destroyed an energy source of life of our beloved and gorgeous black bear.................