Dear Assholes...

Here I/We are....

restrictions have left me blank..

some times rules don't apply..

until the next time..?

xoxo

MY SISTERS

you suck!!!

Snails & Squid

Dear Abby:

I have been plagued by snails and squid. In my dreams and/or in my waking day. Can you please find me the spiritual meanings for these two....things. My efforts have been futile.

sincerely,

Puzzled

double whammy

Dear universe and astologyzone.com,

You assimes have misguided me once again. I told you universe to CUT THE CRAP...yet you insist on teasing me with hope to then snatch it away like a horny lesbian. I HATE shady personalities who cannot make normal fuckin plans and fly by the seat of their pants, but yet whispher sweet words of always wanting to be with you....what a load of fuckin horseshit times a million. "oh, i will be right back..." MY ASS!!!!!!! Then have the guts to text about all the wonderful things that you plan to do for me tomorrow while i am at work......suckmyballs.
And you are a dishonest piece of horoscope shit ms.astrologyzone....misleading us poor humans into thinking that the planets rule our lives....! If that were the case, then today/night would be one of my best romantic times of the month!!!!! Ha ha..so, if that is the case, I would like to die and then be resurrected in the month of June....if this is my best day....killmenow and save my suffering of the rest of this asssucking month.

Love,
tosh

moving to the trees

Dear neighbours,

You can all suck a giant fuckin dick right now. Like seriously, one so big that it will tear apart your inards and leave you in so much pain that you will be begging for mercy with what little breath you have left.
You birdhouse nailing nazis to the back...I will take those branches you hacked off of my trees and shove them right up your ass...at least play some decent rap for fucks sake!! I will tear down the ugly motherfucker of a birdhouse you placed on MY tree on MY side of the fence and nail it to your so-ugly-yo-momma-screamedinterror face.
You patchouli licking assfuckers to the right...Im sick and tired of your fake fuckin hippie ways....dreadlocks do NOT make you a peaceloving individual that respects all!!!! At least your music kicks ass....but unfortunately now is not the time to fuckin blast it throughout the block. Maybe one day I will do a line with you.....but not when I have to get up at 6am.

Love,
tosh

the unknown energy

What is pulling and tugging me....leaving me so unsettled?

something does not feel quite right.....

i need to be alone..i need the trees...i need to walk...i need to sit on my rock and stare blankly at nothing (or something)

i need to visit the cemetary....who is calling me? why?

why are the guiding ones yelling? telling?

who is going?

the music needs to ring in my ears

the song has to be sung and

the road has to be followed

I have no control

BLESS THE PLANET

HAPPY EARTH DAY Y'ALL

Please remember to take a minute or two out of your day to bless the planet and consider your responsibility towards it.

so..

I just wanted to take this moment to express myself.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

thank you.

hick....ugh

Does anyone know how to get rid of hickeys really really quickly?

yum

where there's a will, there's a way.

there's a rumor going around that we should start this shizzle up again, just for fun. i, for one, would love one more distraction from reality..
and we all know i would love one more place to talk. lol.
so here's the thing. i'm going to finally fix this bloody thing up.. since they changed blogger's ways, i haven't been able to do what i want with this blog.
so tonight i sat down with the intention of fixing it..

i have diligently tried to add a custom header to this blog for hours. HOURS.
(well in actuality, i have been trying for about a year, but tonight i meant business.)
i have tried every little thing i could possibly think of.. and i cannot, for the life of me, make it work. i have now resorted to posting my dilemma on the help forum..

sooo.. perhaps if everyone sends a little good energy towards this..
someone will appear, soon, with the answers needed to fix it.

*sends ball of good energy to blogger help forum*

think of this as an exercise in using one's powers. please ask the universe to move this along.. envision the answer appearing.. send light to the blog.. whatever you gotta do.

this is an experiment.
thanks guys.

let us return once more...