Dear neighbours,
You can all suck a giant fuckin dick right now. Like seriously, one so big that it will tear apart your inards and leave you in so much pain that you will be begging for mercy with what little breath you have left.
You birdhouse nailing nazis to the back...I will take those branches you hacked off of my trees and shove them right up your ass...at least play some decent rap for fucks sake!! I will tear down the ugly motherfucker of a birdhouse you placed on MY tree on MY side of the fence and nail it to your so-ugly-yo-momma-screamedinterror face.
You patchouli licking assfuckers to the right...Im sick and tired of your fake fuckin hippie ways....dreadlocks do NOT make you a peaceloving individual that respects all!!!! At least your music kicks ass....but unfortunately now is not the time to fuckin blast it throughout the block. Maybe one day I will do a line with you.....but not when I have to get up at 6am.
Love,
tosh
2 comments:
I LOOVEE the "your -so-ugly-yo-momma-screamedin terror...."
that post gave me a warm fuzzy feeling for some reason :)
good lord. LOL
your wishes were somewhat granted at least when they moved out. makes for good 'dear asshole' blog though :)
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